thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
Porn.
(via memewhore)
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
(Source: tempooooooooes, via tea-tubes)
why do girls always date the nice guys and not assholes like me i just don’t understand i mean i do the right things i hang out with the woman and then i pressure her into a relationship/sex because if i’m nice she should feel inclined to do that right that’s how women work right i don’t understand what i’m doing wrong and i obviously have the right to complain about it
(Source: facebook.com, via tea-tubes)
AIMEE TAG YOUR FUCKING PORN. GODDAMNIT
IM GOING THROUGH A LOT OKAY MY BAD I CANT HELP HOW DIRTY THIS SHIT IS
(Source: sixtynine-foods)
(Source: rooneymara, via gunslinger)
